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I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

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when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

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I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty

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Thursday, July 24 with 365,624 notes